Total Medals Earned: 1,876 (From 330 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,970 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (65/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 8/18 (95/240 points)
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 6/12 (200/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Save the princess!
Kill over 100 enemies.
Reach the princess without losing any health.
Medals Earned: 17/24 (270/480 points)
Do a wrong move
Use 5 bonuses in one combo
Kill 7 monsters in one move
Do 3 combo
Kill 100 monsters
Explode a stone
Kill 10 monsters in one combo
Get 10000 points
Kill 5 big monsters
Get 30% achievements
Do 6 combo
Do 9 combo
Kill 25 big monsters
Get 60% achievements
Kill 1000 monsters
Get 50000 points
Kill 25 monsters in one combo
Use a shuffle
Kill 10000 monsters
5 big monsters on screen
Get 100000 points
Kill 100 big monsters
Kill 50 monsters in one combo
Get all achievements
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
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They were meant to be.
Here my heart can rest.
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 2/6 (50/130 points)
Beat the game and get the best ending.
Beat the game and get the normal ending.
Get the best ending using the secret unlocked in 'The Jar Does Nothing!'
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Get the best ending using the secret unlocked in 'Promise Kept'
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!